We got ourselves an internet tough guy here folks. Hold me I'm scared! Oh wait, is this the guy whose wife Donald Trump called ugly and he responded by...licking his asshole for four years?
Is this the guy whose father Donald Trump called a Presidential Assassin, and he responded by falling to his knees and polishing his boots with his face?
But boy is he bad on Twitter! Look out! Warn Grandma! Actually, my grandma would make such fast work of this clown, and I'm not even sure she'd need to bother taking out her frying pan to do it.
That's thousands of Ted Cruz's Texas constituents lined up for food last week. Maybe Ted can throw them some turkey instead of strawmanning all over the internet daring anyone to come take his fucking turkey. The people he's trying to bait don't want his damn turkey, but his own hungry constituents sure would like something to eat.
Between this fucking guy, and Marco Rubio's Twitter accounts, I really wonder what happened to good works? Rubio shits bible verses all over his Twitter account, let's take a look at some of his latest:
I myself will pasture my sheep; I myself will give them rest. The lost I will search out, the strays I will bring back, the injured I will bind up, and the sick I will heal; but the sleek and the strong I will destroy. I will shepherd them in judgment.— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) November 22, 2020
Has this house which bears my name become in your eyes a den of thieves?— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) November 20, 2020
While he stays voting against further Covid relief for his starving constituents. So don't these fuckfaces use as excuses that Jesus said "yea though I say feed the poor, do not do so through government"? Which he never said and is a bunch of bullshit, but that's how they excuse their psychopathic selfishness right?
So where are their good works? And I don't mean working in a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving day for 30 minutes and a photo op (though who knows if they will even rise to that). I mean, you're both rich men, where are your staggering donations? And I want to see staggering numbers boys.
Millions of Americans are losing their homes and have no food, can't even feed their kids and Marco is performing a bad Jesus Christ Superstar on Twitter, while Ted Cruz playacts Dirty Harry over a cartoon turkey.
Americans love to compliment themselves. "We're Number One!" as they tell each other they're the most generous people on earth.
No, we're not.
If you are busy bitching this season that you can't go to church because "the libs" shut it down so you can't murder people with your covid superspreading ass, try doing what Jesus would do.
Feed people. Give till it hurts. Then give a little more.
That's what I'm doing this holiday season. That's the Christian way as far as I am concerned, but then, I've actually read the Beatitudes. And I like to read for comprehension! Crazy libtard that I am.
Let's go over those Marco, Ted, and all right wing Christians. Put on your pious Jesus faces for something other than slut-shaming your neighbor for once and let's go. We'll refer to the four Beatitudes in Luke 6:20–22 from the Sermon on the Plain.
"Blessed are you who are poor,
for yours is the kingdom of God.
²¹Blessed are you who hunger now,
for you will be satisfied.
Blessed are you who weep now,
for you will laugh.
But woe to you who are rich,
for you have already received your comfort.
²⁵Woe to you who are well fed now,
for you will go hungry.
Woe to you who laugh now,
for you will mourn and weep."
And let us not forget Matthew: "Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me."
These people are phony Christians. They know it and I know it. They have appropriated religion just as they have appropriated the flag. They waive the American flag every chance they get while supporting a foreign coup in the person of Donald Trump, and they know it.
They waive their bibles while their people go hungry, while children go hungry, and they know it.
I am taking back the American flag. I am a liberal, I am a true patriot. I would not support any Democratic candidate who colluded with Russia, who allowed Putin to put bounties on the heads of our troops. I follow my religion by feeding the poor.
Liberals are the true Patriots and Christians in this country, and it's not limited to Christianity obviously. Every one of the world's great religions preach helping those who need help.
Fuck these phonies. They are phony Patriots and phony Christians. They know it. You know it. I know it.
This Thanksgiving, don't let em forget it.