The Hammer Of Reality: Has Skeet Ulrich Really "Aged Well"?

Okay, let's get real.  I like to keep it real here for men.  Men are far too accustomed to living in a fucking fantasy world.   It's women who facilitate this.  I love nothing more than bringing down the Hammer of Reality on some of this delusional shit. 

So, Skeet Ulrich, who is 51,  is dating 31-year-old Lucy Hale.

Like, that's fine.  She's a grown ass woman with full agency to make her own informed decisions.  I don't see anything wrong here. 

But once the news hit, I saw so many women commenting that they're Hale's age and would also date him.

Many claimed that Ulrich has "aged well".

GTFOH

First of all, I am a 90's girl, period.  If you know anything about me it's that I'm a 90's girl, a true Gen X girl, and the 90's were my favorite decade.  

And peeps, I didn't know who the fuck Skeet Ulrich was.   

I read that he was a big 90's sex symbol so I Googled him.  And I did remember him from Scream once I saw his 90's-era photo.  Anyway, here he is:

He was cute, and I can even see why he was compared to Johnny Depp back then.  Though, not favorably and that is really funny when you think about things today.  If only we had known right?   As far as I know, Ulrich is not a raving lunatic so I'd say his stock has comparatively risen since then.

However, I do take issue with the claim that he has "aged well".  UNLESS followed by the words "compared to Johnny Depp".  Because, yeah.  Sure. 

However, you know full well if a woman had aged this roughly she would be unemployable, and I am not just talking about in Hollywood.   But especially in Hollywood, yes.

And 31 year old men would not be rushing into internet comment sections to call her a "Zommy".  (apparently, Ulrich is a "Zaddy").  Please never make me refer to any of this again.

What's really funny is I made a comment that Hale is welcome to date him, but she is missing men's sweet spot.  Which is their 30's.  When they've finally figured out how to give a woman an orgasm, and can still see their own dicks when they look down at their feet. 

Well, that incited quite the outrage!  How dare I make sweeping generalizations about half the population.

I know, I feel so ashamed.  I would email-report myself to the National Association of Men's Rights Activists.   But those guys don't know how to read. 

Anyway I am closer to Ulrich's age than Hale is, and I did the "picture this on top of you thing", and reader?

I am left unmoved.  

But I am certain he has a great personality.