Okay folks, it's time to take a look at the various cranks, schizophrenics, psychotics, freaks, and other nutters who have been waiting for days outside of the BOK Center in Tulsa, to see this:
Let's start with Rosie. Rosie's been waiting outside to see a fat shitstain rant and rave for four days.
This is Rosie Matlock from Oklahoma. She's been waiting in line for four days to see Donald Trump tonight... sleeping in a chair and even on the concrete sidewalk. #TrumpTulsaRally pic.twitter.com/H5Ij4KzlGc— Andrew Kimmel (@andrewkimmel) June 20, 2020
I can smell that stinkass from here, can't you? I dread the day they invent scratch and sniff tweets, I can tell you that. You know it's coming.
Here's one who's definitely not in a cult:
“If Trump felt comfortable having it here, then I’m comfortable," said one supporter of the president.— Heidi Przybyla (@HeidiNBC) June 20, 2020
Another said, of the coronavirus risk: "If today is the day I die, today is the day I die." https://t.co/RxiJnPRu7t
I count one mask in this part of the crowd:
No pre-existing conditions in this crowd:
Look at them trying to squeeze through the gates:
No obesity-caused diabetes in that crowd!
How many of them fucking morons will be choking to death on a ventilator by next week? How many will have grass growing over them by the Fourth of July holiday?
Here's crazy Johnny to explain why that's not gonna happen and why they don't need masks:
I asked Johnny if plans on wearing a mask in the rally.— Andrew Kimmel (@andrewkimmel) June 20, 2020
"You don't need to wear the mask. It doesn't block the COVID-19... It's a nanotech bioweapon... It's all about shutting us up. 'Don't Talk. Put the mask on. Stay in your houses.'"#TrumpRallyTulsa pic.twitter.com/XfKAmvYKok
And here we have my favorite pair of elected fruitcakes, none other than Elise Stefanik, representing NY21, and whose name is so helpfully close to Elise Stankass, it's as if her forebearers knew she was coming. And the House's number one Trump nob-polisher, Lee Zeldin from NY1, out there in crazier-than-a-shithouse-rat Long Island, New York.
Team NY heads to Tulsa to support @realDonaldTrump at tomorrow’s rally!— Elise Stefanik (@EliseStefanik) June 19, 2020
Great to be with my friend @leezeldin to highlight the strong support of our districts for the President in 2020 🇺🇸@TeamTrump @NewYorkGOP @GOP pic.twitter.com/tmsNgJUbH7
So, Stankass and Zeldin are helping out their NY constituents by flying into Trump's Covid Superspreader Hoedown, maskless, and then coming back and infecting half of New York State. Cuomo needs to slap these two idiots into quarantine.
Oh, all the nutters are gathering in Tulsa today alright. Proudly eschewing masks and "liberal idiocy" as they spread the Covid all around their families, their communities, and anyplace they stop on their way back.
There's a song all this harkens me back to.
Don't go out tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's an orange moon on the rise.
People, Trump is going to be traveling the country all summer and into fall on his Covid Superspreader Tour. And his stankass cult members are going to follow him, lining up in the hopes to die choking on their own fluids right in front of him, so he might bestow upon them a glance. And they are going to spread it, spread it everywhere.
This just broke, literally breaking news:
Sit your ass at home until November, if you can. Those who can't, and I know it's most people, sit your ass at home as much as possible.
He's fixin to kill us all. Wear your masks, avoid Trumpsters at all cost, wash your hands, and stay home whenever possible. I want you to live to see 2021, and a new day. Because no one with a brain should have to go out this way.
Murdered by Trump's Dildock Army.
Folks, I hate having to report this but it appears that attendance at Trump's Hillbilly Superspreader Hoedown has not lived up to expecations. A sad story told in three tweets:
The outdoor stage for @realDonaldTrump’s Rally in Tulsa being built.— Brad Parscale (@parscale) June 20, 2020
This will be the 1st time that POTUS speaks to BOTH crowds in person - inside & outside.
If you come to the rally and don’t get into the BOK Center before it’s full, you can still see the President in person! pic.twitter.com/7hoLFgzvLA
Trump camp trying to manage biggest failure of 2020 campaign for event for which they set exceptionally high expectations.— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) June 20, 2020
Trump Cancels Tulsa Overflow Speech After No One Shows Up https://t.co/akq1QTbHpP via @politicususa #TulsaRally
WATCH: Due to lack of attendance, workers have begun to dismantle an outdoor stage that had been setup in an overflow area for a speech by President Trump near the arena in Tulsa tonight.— MSNBC (@MSNBC) June 20, 2020
The president will speak soon in the arena. pic.twitter.com/SekDGR2f2Z